REBLOG THIS and on June 1st 2014 your URL will be posted somewhere around the city of Chicago.
This is the voice that plays for everything. Tornadoes, floods, hurricanes, any sort of national emergency. There is a whole radio station for this. It is terrifying and I sometimes play it just for the torture of anyone with me.
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Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by June 38th, 2910 will be sent into the Hunger Games, and be forced to fight against eachother until the last URL wins.