Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Alright Time to do some Christmas shopping!
Someone will appreciate these:
Which one of you suckers looks the most promising? Come to Mama.
Son, you need Jesus.
jingle bells, jingle bells
never try to break out into song on tumbler.com
never say tumbler on tumblr.corn
WHAT THE FUCK??? TUMBLR.CORN???
JESUS ARE PEOPLE NEVER HAPPY HERE ON TUMBLOO.CUCUMBER